I travel to amazing places of culture, mystery and history.
I drink from stemware glasses.
I eat scones while contemplating invitations to cultural events I'm too busy to attend.
They were slathered in butter and it was my entire dinner washed down with some chocolate. And I am only too busy because I work a terrible evening shift.
I throw various articles on the floor and my maid....
Wait a minute. I don't have a maid. That is probably why I need to do some cleaning this weekend.