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I don't know about you, but to me, the expression allergy friendly sounds like it is somehow more friendly with the allergy than the person who suffers from allergies.
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"But," asks the allergy friendly customer, "what about the long lasting benefits?"
"Oh yes, of course. You see our product is very good for feeding allergies. It boosts the health of your allergies by providing the right environment and nutrients for allergens to prosper in. But the allergies will run out of nutrients quickly. You need to use our product frequently for the best results" says the saleswoman.
"I see. And how quickly can I expect this product to take effect and improve the health of my allergies?" asks the curious customer.
"You can usually see the increased strength in the allergies right away. Sometimes you can feel your eyes start itching and your breathing become laboured and wheezy within seconds of using our product" says the saleswoman.
"Well, that's rather fast-acting. That's good" says the customer.
"Oh yes. All our products come with an allergy satisfaction guarantee. If you are not miserable within minutes your allergies can demand a refund" the saleswoman finishes.
"Perfect, I'll take it" the allergy friendly customer decides.
The saleswoman beams. It is another glorious day to be an allergy.